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从小就不喜欢扬过,觉得那些女生喜欢他喜欢的毫无道理.伊既然不喜欢这个女生却要挑逗,然后弃如敝履,女生居然从此就此陷入？

 

个个都是傻瓜。我觉得人啊，你若是不爱她，她凭啥爱你？

 

还有小龙女很自私哪，伊既然知道杨过喜欢热闹世界，却强拉小帅哥守着活死人墓。甚为不妥。

 

多行不义必那啥。高管何人负责呢？

 

民心所向可见一斑

CCP.Inc

This is a historical day, July 1^st 2056. The world biggest company was introduced on London, New York, Shanghai stock markets. Chinese Communist Party was established in 7/23/1921, and controlled China's finances since 1949. It became a huge giant firm  in 2015. And right now it went public at 9am this morning. American president, EU president, Asian Union president, and many other countries' leaders send congratulations to Chinese president Mr Chen, who is CEO of CCP.Inc  too.

 Its price climbed 297% in the morning market, it’s one day record in the past 5 years, Citigroup economists predict it will lead to the whole stock market increase of 15%-20% after one year, it is a great day.

 Meanwhile many protests started in each world major city, and some violence happened in African countries. Africans say they would prefer independence without CCP.inc control. They get only 10 cents when CCP.inc gets 10 bucks. Professor Lork of South African university said:  Africa, Europe, Arab countries, India must unite together to defend ourselves from the new imperialism.

 

 

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下午醒来还记得梦中深思熟虑的一句话，你懦弱的像只鹌鹑，在完全清醒之前已经把这句话改成你懦弱的像只鸡了。认为这样说起来更短更有力

 

哈哈哈

 

 

“How are you, Tom.”

“Good afternoon, James”

“James, did you see yesterday’s news?”

“Nay, what was that?”

“Eh, the historian digs out some stones in the western lands. They found out there was some debris when they use X-ray to scan the stones.”

“Really? It is interesting, is that primitive?”

“Possibly, and they found some animals bones inside the primitive body.”

“Cool, I can’t imagine they had pet 10000 years ago. I believe they had some intelligence”

“I don’t know. The pet paws grasped the wheel inside the body, historian guess our primogenitor used it to securing his pets.”

“Interesting”

“There is a BMW’s logo in the middle of wheel; I do not believe it our president family logo occupied 100 centuries ago.”

“I don’t believe it either, maybe it’s a faked story.”

“Hmm, okay, time to see my boss, see you later”

“Later”

 

 

Floods are coming everywhere. Mississippi, Yangzi, and Yellow river. It’s the first effect of the climate. I guess many lands will be covered by water after Arctic ice and glaciers melted. People will starve and die. At that time everyone will cry why did not they pay money to improve climate. But, it will be too late.

Rich world claimed developing countries should pay more for the climate change because emissions from developing countries are growing so fast. China, India, Indonesia and Brazil, and most developing countries have the same opinion: almost all the greenhouse gases that have accumulated over the past two centuries came from developed C, so the rich world must shoulder its responsibility for fixing the climate.

The negotiations continue while the CO2 is heating up the planet. The average global temperature increase  0.6c in a century.  Each country fights for their benefits. But they must get the result and try to control the greenhouse gases otherwise nobody will survive. Three monks don’t have water to drink~ How to reduce the CO2 in air, use renewable energy, wind, farm, biofuels, geothermal and plug in cars. And try to reduce the CO2 directly.           

1.     Price reflects the relationship between demand and supply

2.     Oil supply countries always signed up the produce contract several years ago. And the contract could be sold and bought in the market

3.     Price always projects the future price too, it means contract market price pictures the future relationship between demand and supply

4.     Recently, demand grows faster than supply, ( 60% and 30% in five years)

5.     When the price rockets, you should reduce demand or increase supply. In the other words, it will affect the price if customer cannot pay the oil bill and change their life style. (move to apartment from house)Or oil countries increase supply.

6.     China has 8% of international demand increase in the whole world increase demands.

Visa

 

American visa application process is a painful nightmare for Chinese though I received them four times. Usually I don’t concentrate on that. Because I feel a little angry and humiliated for the whole process.  First step, I prepared many documents which include bank account, invitation, etc. 2^nd step, called American embassy to join the waiting list. It was 3 month long. And the conference would be finished before I see the visa interviewer. So I had to pay 1000rmb to a company to jump up the list. 3^rd. I had to stand in the crowd for almost 4 hours waiting for a 10sec interview. And I was lucky I was not refused. In fact I guess they refuse to give visa to 60% Chinese. And I remember a boy cried a lot in the small hall where at least 300 people stand side by side.

 

What can I say?

 

So everyone would tremble when he/she heard interviewer called their name. Especially after they waited since 7 o’clock without breakfast. So I decide I won’t go to the USA any more. But what can I do when there is a business conference. It is nuts.

 

I can understand the developed countries opinion, they are afraid that Chinese immigrate to their lands and forget it is so natural. Poor wants to immigrate to richer lands. Impossible to ban it. And we just arrived there before them.

What causes a war

 

Fate of people is not different from ants

 

What causes a war? Profit? Moral? Religion? I believe war is for resources. Two children fight for a toy. Kampongs fight for water. Countries fight for lands. Phyle fight for oil Fight for oil. And this fight is called “moral”. People always say things very resonalblely, “He has stolen my toys, so I must beat him.” “They drink all the water, we must get our water.” “Let our sheep have more pasture” “we must drive car to work!”. Or in other holy words, “he is a thief!” “They are murders!” “Their money is dirty!” “We must set them free”

 

Well, if population grows, if resources are limited, it seems war can’t be avoided. Unless population is controlled and we invent a new energy, maybe the war could disappear. Meanwhile, religions believe if people could limit their appetite, they would be happier. It’s the way to resolve fight. Hmm, I choose first method.

Magic is a western idea. Chinese always thinks spirit in their body. In fact, the spirit is not a good translation. Chinese call it “Qi”, means “air”. In the book, if anybody could control “Qi”, they could kill anybody, even a little girl or old grandpa has the power. It’s too weird to prove with current science system. But it inspired Chinese acupuncture system which includes needles “zhenjiu”.

How strange they are.

Magic and Qi have much in common. 1. Cannot be proved by science & logic. 2. Both of them have strong power. 3. Both of them could be controlled by people. And they have many differences either. Qi is believed to originate in body, could be saved, could be used, could be out of control, could be wasted till nothing left, after that you must wait until it is created by your body again. Think about the water in a cup…, if you are a chammor hero, you could find method to create Qi faster and help many other people. You could Kill and cure other people by transporting part of your Qi to their body. What could magic do? Control fire, wind, and poison. Well, I have to say there are so many such magic trocks in a Chinese book named “fengshenyanyi”, about 2000 years old. As the story tells many guys could travel through the earth or air or fire. I guess the writer has learned some idea from the west because he lived about 500 years ago. At that time western monks entered china and tried to spread their religion.

J and for the poison. Western people want to create gold from metals, Chinese always wanted to live forever. such different goals. So different results are, Chinese create Chinese acupunture system, and it cured many lives. And western people really found the basic element though it was not gold. Maybe we could say all dreams will be achieved.

 

荒草何茫茫，白杨亦萧萧。
严霜九月中，送我出远郊。
四面无人居，高坟正蕉峣。
马为仰天鸣，风为自萧条。
幽室一已闭，千年不复朝。
千年不复朝，贤达无奈何。
向来相送人，各自还其家。
亲戚或余悲，他人亦已歌。
死去何所道，托体同山阿。

 

 

 

院子里有两只猫，一只有海盗单眼和黑尾巴，一只白长毛。院子里人来人往，它们就在人的脚边走来走去，一点都不畏惧。黑尾巴有偶的时候卧在路边的石头上，任凭路人过往。有的时候爬上楼梯，在房门口房客的脚边坐定，看房客和物业讨论如何修理。有的时候跟人上电梯，因为它要去顶层休息。它卧在9层楼道里的脚垫上一睡就是一个上午。中午出门看到它还在那里伸懒腰磨爪子。单元门口要刷卡才能出入，黑尾巴不是在外面等就是在里面等，有一次看到它端端正正坐在一单元玻璃门后面，等着有人开门。路过的时候不禁笑倒，心里颇为遗憾没能为它服务。黑尾巴不叫也不乞讨，和小白恰恰相反。小白的专长是讨饭，凡是手令塑料袋的过往全不放过。细细的叫一声，然后一直跟你到楼道门口，然后坐在那里目送你上楼。如果要到了，黑尾巴就会跑过来舔着脸蹭着吃。不过黑尾巴身强力壮，我猜它在二人组合里负责守地盘。

 

猫猫和路人都很温柔，生活在一个温和的世界里。

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左愤多是80后
右愤多是80前后，个别更老的属于发育不良

左愤认为自己有一颗赤诚的红心
右愤认为自己有一个无双的大脑

左愤常以爱国者自居
右愤常以独立思考者自居

左愤的爱国是一腔热血，头晕眼花
右愤的独立是一头雾水，慌不择路

左愤是大脑格式化的产物
右愤是格式化后没安杀毒软件的结局

左愤被称为愤青
右愤自称为精英

左愤喜欢骂人汉奸、走狗、卖国贼
右愤喜欢骂人蠢货、弱智、大煞笔

左愤对异见人士疾恶如仇
右愤对爱国主义视为毒瘤

左愤认为政府是混蛋，但必要的时候它代表国家
右愤认为政府是混蛋，反对它可以不考虑什么国家

左愤处于长期的狂暴状态，有使不完的劲
右愤处于长期的压抑状态，有劲使不出来

左愤有暴力倾向
右愤有自虐倾向

左愤代表的是广大不明真相的人民群众
右愤代表的是一群愚昧无知的“智死分子”

左愤做事常常不计后果
右愤做事总是畏首畏尾

左愤敢于站在马路上骂街
右愤敢于藏在网络上叫嚣

左愤一谈到日本就想起了原子弹和抵制的威力
右愤一谈到日本就想起了日本货和AV女的美好

左愤喜欢抵制，认为这样能强国，天真
右愤喜欢反抵制，认为这样才够独立，盲流

左愤把抵制等同于爱国
右愤把反抵制等同于理性

左愤的抵制源于一种不假思考的感性冲动
右愤的反抵制源于划清界限的简单从事

左愤喜欢谈民族大义和爱国情操
右愤喜欢谈普世价值和民主自由

左愤在论战中尽情享用着言论自由
右愤在论战中极力想扼杀别人“蠢货的观点”

左愤喜欢回忆强汉盛唐
右愤喜欢憧憬西方的月亮

左愤看到的中国是繁荣富强
右愤看到的中国是流脓长疮

左愤言必称爱国无罪
右愤言必称美国万岁

西方在左愤的眼里是万恶的魔鬼
英美在右愤的眼里是崇高的天使

左愤说CNN是个恶棍
右愤说RMRB是个暴君

左愤认为西方的媒体都在给中国摸黑
右愤认为中国的媒体从来没有一句实话

左愤反对的对象依据自己的感性判断
右愤的反对声音依据左愤的立场而定

左愤的代表人物是毛泽东
右愤的代表人物是陈水扁

左愤转变为左派需要漫长的磨砺
左愤转变为右愤只需要一念之差

左愤的成长终点有多种可能性
左愤最悲惨的下场就是变成右愤

左愤是右愤永远挥之不去的恶梦
右愤是左愤长相厮守的墓志铭


左愤从热烈走向激烈再走向暴烈
右愤从冷漠走向冷嘲再走向冷血

左愤从不反思对方的立场
右愤从不反思自己的立场

左愤坚定地以为凡是批评中国就是用心险恶
右愤坚定地以为凡是批评西方就是为虎作伥

左愤高举爱国的大旗横扫一切不同意见
右愤抡起自由的大棒打击一切不同意见

左愤大骂卖国贼
右愤大骂爱国贼

左愤的风格是破口大骂
右愤的风格是冷嘲热讽

左愤骂精英没心没肺
右愤骂群众没头没脑

左愤骂右愤反朝廷不反洋人
右愤骂左愤反洋人不反朝廷

左愤自认天朝上国
右愤自称世界公民

左愤说犯强汉者虽远必诛
右愤说有自由处即我祖国

左愤中有大量爱国口号武装起来的流氓
右愤中有大量文化道具装扮起来的流氓

左愤喜捕风捉影而群犬吠月造谣生事
右愤爱片麟只爪而形单影只见乱心喜

左愤喜看洋人出笑话
右愤笑看国人出洋相

左愤目光短浅看不见三尺以外的地方
右愤眼高于顶只看见九重云外的天堂

左愤作战对象是中国以外的地方
右愤作战对象是左愤的立场

左愤人多力量大
右愤话少屎尿多

左愤喜搜罗洋人夸中国的材料
右愤喜搜罗洋人骂中国的材料

左愤以国界为沟壑
右愤以国人为沟壑

左愤在网吧里宿舍里意淫国家大事
右愤在笔记本电脑上意淫国家大事

左愤讥笑右愤怎么不出国
右愤讥笑左愤怎么不回国

左愤脑子少了一根筋
右愤脑子搭错几根筋

一贯仇恨洋人的左愤打击右愤的武器是，“连洋人也向中国服软了”，
一贯仇恨中国政府的右愤打击左愤的武器是，“连中国政府也打击左愤了”

左愤最恨洋人骂中国
右愤最喜政府打左愤

 

某支部讨论时事形势

大家对西方媒体污蔑北京奥运形同纳粹奥运的报道十分愤慨，纷纷声讨西方媒体的狼子野心。

轮到王二傻发言时，他一脸疑惑地问，纳粹的奥运是咋办的？

博古通今的书记赶忙介绍，

第一 他们通过火炬传递活动传播国家社会主义，宣称自己是世界上最繁荣昌盛的国家。

第二 他们禁止任何人发表反对自己的言论，有个煞笔写了两篇反对文章就被判刑三年。

第三 他们好大喜功，不惜民力，声称要办成一届最好的奥运会。

第四 他们坚决反对体育与政治挂钩，反对各国以任何形式抵制奥运会。

第五……

没等书记说完，他的话语就被众人打断了，王二傻之外的与会者都钻到了桌子底下，大家一边捂住耳朵，一边嚷道，“我们啥也没听见！”只有二傻正襟危坐，他一脸正气地盯着书记，咽口唾沫，一字一句地问道，

草你妈地，你说谁呢？

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能不能换个题目啊

 

话说我以前有个同事，他不经意间流露出来的意思是说，我的薪水都不好意思跟你说，怕你这穷人伤心嫉妒。后来当我终于发了点小财的时候，他就不理我了，我作为一个暴发户不能啐穷人一脸唾沫腥子，以补偿10年前的小心理伤害，真是遗憾哪。。。

尽管阿富汗那个啥啥选举了，但是人均寿命依旧是42岁，民主自由真是好啊！

 

    世界卫生组织这次公布的报告是建立在2004年的统计数字基础之上的。

    根据这份报告，世界上人均寿命最低的１０个国家都在非洲，其中博茨瓦纳、安哥拉、斯威士兰、中非共和国、莱索托、马拉维、尼日尔、利比里亚和索马里等九个国家的人均寿命不超过４４岁。

    世界上人均寿命最低的国家是非洲的津巴布韦，人均寿命仅有３６岁，少于２００３年的３７岁。世卫组织研究人员认为, 津巴布韦人均寿命底的主要原因是该国爱滋病的泛滥以及贫穷。

    世界上人均寿命最高的国家是亚洲的日本，达到８２岁。而武装冲突不断的伊拉克和阿富汗，两国的人均寿命分别为５５岁和４２岁。