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11月28日

炒炒剩饭

从小就不喜欢扬过,觉得那些女生喜欢他喜欢的毫无道理.伊既然不喜欢这个女生却要挑逗,然后弃如敝履,女生居然从此就此陷入?
 
个个都是傻瓜。我觉得人啊,你若是不爱她,她凭啥爱你?
 
还有小龙女很自私哪,伊既然知道杨过喜欢热闹世界,却强拉小帅哥守着活死人墓。甚为不妥。
11月18日

百度被CCTV了

 
多行不义必那啥。高管何人负责呢?
7月30日

CCP.Inc

CCP.Inc

This is a historical day, July 1st 2056. The world biggest company was introduced on London, New York, Shanghai stock markets. Chinese Communist Party was established in 7/23/1921, and controlled China's finances since 1949. It became a huge giant firm  in 2015. And right now it went public at 9am this morning. American president, EU president, Asian Union president, and many other countries' leaders send congratulations to Chinese president Mr Chen, who is CEO of CCP.Inc  too.

 Its price climbed 297% in the morning market, it’s one day record in the past 5 years, Citigroup economists predict it will lead to the whole stock market increase of 15%-20% after one year, it is a great day.

 Meanwhile many protests started in each world major city, and some violence happened in African countries. Africans say they would prefer independence without CCP.inc control. They get only 10 cents when CCP.inc gets 10 bucks. Professor Lork of South African university said:  Africa, Europe, Arab countries, India must unite together to defend ourselves from the new imperialism.

7月22日

片断

 
yahoo的杨致远同志快被人家宰了。人家微软出了33块买它19块,没谈拢。半年来良将尽失,东家翻脸,不走还待何时?当断不断,可谓笨也。
 

自古以来,有名的爱情小说都是女人写的,此外其他有名的小说都是男人写的。女生们喜欢看的是一女二男,男生们看的是喜欢一男n女,顺便解决一下天下武林政治经济宇宙之大事什么的。所有文学其根本都是如何得到性以及如何死去。如何曲折的说出来让普罗大众心有戚戚焉就是一种职业技巧。

 

一般来说,爱情故事要写为悲剧才显得有文化,恰如所有的小众电影都是以悲剧收场,不是生离就是死别,如果其中再加以细分,生离的话,有战争离别篇如日格瓦医生,升学离别篇如最新日本电动画秒速5厘米,诸如此类,不尽细说。死别的话,女死比如林黛玉焚稿断痴情,男死比如于连踩蚂蚁窝被砍头,男女都死比如中国有梁山伯和祝英台,西方有罗密欧与朱丽叶。以上全是新老名著。如果把爱情写成大团圆结局,你要么是童话作家,要么是爱情小说作家与席娟为伍,只有15岁以下女生才看。在电视存在后,戏剧成为快餐,连续剧无尽播放,观众的口味越来越重,文艺片不离经叛道简直没有一点吸引力,异性恋不够升级为同性恋,同性恋不够升级为乱伦恋,还不够?没问题,虐杀恋!东拉西扯一大堆之后不尽怀念100年前的时代,那个时候真好,只要离婚就已经惊天地泣鬼神了,根本就不需要费脑筋嘛。

在互联网时代,题目能够吸引眼球就胜利的开始,很黄很暴力是不折不扣的写照,殊不知若干内容网站成功的要诀只有一条,雇用海量编辑,小编辑们的工作唯一创造性是给新闻换标题,中编辑工作的唯一创造性是决定哪些标题放在首页,而主编呢,当然就是决定次序啦。真相总是令人汗颜。某站点的人曾经自豪地跟我说,他们的人去县城,县官们都会像对待中央电视台的一样尊敬他们。记者的自信心原来是建立在别人奴颜卑膝的态度上。话说回来,一个内容站点的成败取决于几百个人如何copy paste之后取的五花八门的名字。那么一篇文章的得失就在于它的名字啦。以天涯各八卦论坛的点击频率来看,婆媳贴热潮以过,爱国篇后力不足,真所谓长江后浪推前浪,大众心理永远无法预期,也永远不能持久。前一刻还敬若天神,下一刻就泯然众人矣。左有芙蓉姐姐,右有攸雨妹妹,更有写自杀日记鞭笞负心丈夫的变态,她号称来世要做一棵树,不跟男人们谈恋爱。八卦消息满天飞舞,原配三房大打出手。奥斯汀和勃朗特过时,琼瑶和亦殊好土,三毛?他是谁?我们要一夜情不要读者文摘!

7月13日

梦中格言

 
下午醒来还记得梦中深思熟虑的一句话,你懦弱的像只鹌鹑,在完全清醒之前已经把这句话改成你懦弱的像只鸡了。认为这样说起来更短更有力
 
哈哈哈
7月4日

Robot

 

 

“How are you, Tom.”

“Good afternoon, James”

“James, did you see yesterday’s news?”

“Nay, what was that?”

“Eh, the historian digs out some stones in the western lands. They found out there was some debris when they use X-ray to scan the stones.”

“Really? It is interesting, is that primitive?”

“Possibly, and they found some animals bones inside the primitive body.”

“Cool, I can’t imagine they had pet 10000 years ago. I believe they had some intelligence”

“I don’t know. The pet paws grasped the wheel inside the body, historian guess our primogenitor used it to securing his pets.”

“Interesting”

“There is a BMW’s logo in the middle of wheel; I do not believe it our president family logo occupied 100 centuries ago.”

“I don’t believe it either, maybe it’s a faked story.”

“Hmm, okay, time to see my boss, see you later”

“Later”

 

 

7月1日

climate

Floods are coming everywhere. Mississippi, Yangzi, and Yellow river. It’s the first effect of the climate. I guess many lands will be covered by water after Arctic ice and glaciers melted. People will starve and die. At that time everyone will cry why did not they pay money to improve climate. But, it will be too late.

Rich world claimed developing countries should pay more for the climate change because emissions from developing countries are growing so fast. China, India, Indonesia and Brazil, and most developing countries have the same opinion: almost all the greenhouse gases that have accumulated over the past two centuries came from developed C, so the rich world must shoulder its responsibility for fixing the climate.

The negotiations continue while the CO2 is heating up the planet. The average global temperature increase  0.6c in a century.  Each country fights for their benefits. But they must get the result and try to control the greenhouse gases otherwise nobody will survive. Three monks don’t have water to drink~ How to reduce the CO2 in air, use renewable energy, wind, farm, biofuels, geothermal and plug in cars. And try to reduce the CO2 directly.           

 
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